BREAKING NEWS - JACKO OUT!
The board has finally lost their patience with Fulham's Michael Jackson Statue. The club legend has been sacked as title defense has turned into relegation battle. We would like to offer our sincere thanks to Fulham's Michael Jackson Statue for his years of service to our club, including the unforgettable title run last season. It is with heavy hearts that we made the decision we feel is best for the future. We obviously wish him good luck in his future fantasy soccer endeavors. Sources confirm that Sam Allardyce was the top replacement target to lead them through the relegation battle. Unfortunately, West Brom won the battle for his services. Instead, familiar face Ed Bighead has been brought on as interim team name. The reports are true, we did try and get Big Sam. When he chose to go elsewhere, we were lucky enough to find someone with an even larger head. We are excited to begin the era of Mr. Bighead's Re